Mr Putter

Offset guitars tend to dictate why i listen to the bands i like, not the music they make.
Sorry, I know you’ve been operated on more than you’ve been healthy since I got you but you’re going to have to cash in some more of your sick leave I’m afraid.

Sorry, I know you’ve been operated on more than you’ve been healthy since I got you but you’re going to have to cash in some more of your sick leave I’m afraid.

My lunch with Ricky Gervais:

bonerfart:

me: thanks for this, i’m a big fan of your work. so what denomination of christianity are you?

ricky: actually i’m an athiest and not a fan of religion

me: oh no…. shit… i didn’t know… how was i supposed to know… boy i really screwed this one up

Oh, sarcasm about RG’s atheism, almost as overplayed as RG’s atheism.

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Anyone that knows me will know I must have pj’s made from this immediately

Anyone that knows me will know I must have pj’s made from this immediately

Something, something, 90’s.

Something, something, 90’s.

ammit420:

"hey wanna come over n watch jaws?"

"whatchu wanna do after?? ;)"

"idk i have jaws 2?"

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